TO THE OWNERS AT THE AGM:
"Greg Purkis told me that Westcoast quit because you were so hard to get along with."

(Sorry Greg, you probably didn't expect him to repeat that.)

TO A COUNCIL MEMBER AT A COUNCIL MEETING:
"We do not have to justify what we do to the owners."

(Wish he'd told us that before signing his contract.)

IN A LETTER TO COUNCIL:
"Allocation of expenses is never going to be absolutely fair. Only the top floor requires a roof so why should lower floors have to pay for roof repair and maintenance?"

 (Do you live on the main floor?  Try getting rid of the roof)

"What was he thinking?"?